just the two of us

From the moment I heard Jon Stewart
Say I had a home
I knew that I'd be safe
Cuz I'd never be alone
A famous couch shouldn't speak a lot about his feelings
My hurt and my pain got me kinda reeling

I hoped that Rob Corddry, would look up to me
Scrap the tuft of hair, and Bic the head you see
We had a great time, partying since we met
But now things are different, it's gotta be the set

Stephen Colbert would think, that I was in the know
Return the love I have, bring me to his show
Be famous, but have my feelings too
Change my life with Helms, and the guy who's name is "Lew"

But Jon rejected me, c'est la vie
Life is cruel, treats you unfairly
Even so, a God there must be
Samantha Bee, you complete me

Just the two of us, we can make it if we try
Just the two of us, (Just the two of us)
Just the two of us, building castles in the sky
Just the two of us, you and I