conspiracy theories abound
- Elvis is sitting on the Couch this very moment.
- Jimmy Hoffa is taking a nap on the Couch.
- Arnold Schwarzenegger bought the Couch as a piece of memorabilia to remember his days as Governor.
- The Couch's was called to testify by Patrick Fitzgerald.
- The Couch is beating the truth out of Scott McClellan and can't come to the phone.
- A bloody bow tie has been found and Tucker Carlson is missing. Is the Couch on the run?
- Without a real vacation in years the Couch is relaxing on a private beach.
- The UFC has put together a fantastic ticket headlined by The Couch vs. The Douchebag of Liberty, and the Couch is in training.
- La-Z-Boy has picked up a new spokes-couch.
- Angelina Jolie has been seen with the Couch. Brad Pitt out of the picture?
- Fox has a new reality show planned: Survivor: The Showroom.
- Will Ferrell and the Couch to star in a new movie: "How to Go Through Life Fat, Drunk, and Stupid."
- There is a sexual harassment case pending against the Couch stemming from a supposed "groping incident" when Christiane Amanpour was in town in early May, and the Couch is keeping a low profile.
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