conspiracy theories abound
- Elvis is sitting on the Couch this very moment.
- Jimmy Hoffa is taking a nap on the Couch.
- Arnold Schwarzenegger bought the Couch as a piece of memorabilia to remember his days as Governor.
- The Couch's was called to testify by Patrick Fitzgerald.
- The Couch is beating the truth out of Scott McClellan and can't come to the phone.
- A bloody bow tie has been found and Tucker Carlson is missing. Is the Couch on the run?
- Without a real vacation in years the Couch is relaxing on a private beach.
- The UFC has put together a fantastic ticket headlined by The Couch vs. The Douchebag of Liberty, and the Couch is in training.
- La-Z-Boy has picked up a new spokes-couch.
- Angelina Jolie has been seen with the Couch. Brad Pitt out of the picture?
- Fox has a new reality show planned: Survivor: The Showroom.
- Will Ferrell and the Couch to star in a new movie: "How to Go Through Life Fat, Drunk, and Stupid."
- There is a sexual harassment case pending against the Couch stemming from a supposed "groping incident" when Christiane Amanpour was in town in early May, and the Couch is keeping a low profile.
posted by Buster Nicaragua at 10:51 AM
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The couch. I like the original concept.
http://notweird.blogspot.com/2005/07/tds-couch-brutally-slaughtered.html
Interesting blog... I think.
what is "the couch"?
The couch has been employed by the CIA and is now in Iraq on a covert mission to capture Ben Ladin. Jon Stewart (according to anon. sources inside the White House) has been sent a case of Budweiser by Dubya to help him in his hour of sorrow and regret. Also (according to anon. sources in the Vatican) the Pope has sent a vial of Holy Water to the CIA to be forwarded to the couch, just in case.
pretty sweet blog. . . this is the only website that i have ever seen dedicated soley to couches (aside from la-z-boy, of course). are these real couches, or metaphorical couches, or leather couches?
I heard a rumor that the couch is buried in the endzone of Giants stadium.
I imagine that right now the couch is looking down at us and thinking is Jack Christey dead or what? Why did Water Rats just end like that?
Listen, if you want the couch back, follow these instructions carefully. On the 25th at 1Am I will be at Dock 13 in San Pedro, Los Angeles. I want two million dollars, IN TWENTIES. I can't stress this enough. The money must be in Twenties.
You give me the money, I count it, and then I tell you where the couch is.
Oh, and don't bother calling the authorities, because if you do, the couch is history. And not living history either. More like Dead History. I think you know what I'm saying. If you don't, I suggest looking up the words you don't understand in a dictionary or maybe a thesaurus.
I LOVE YOUR BLOG!!
This is too darn original for words! I'm tellin' ya, as soon as I figure out how to add links to my blog (I'm a beginner) yours will be the first on my list of blogs to visit! As it stands, I have your blog bookmarked so I can visit whenever I want!
Long live the Couch…wherever you are…
I see “Bring Back The Couch” T-Shirts, mugs, baseball caps, bumper stickers, …dare I say series… :0)
Dang it, I’m a fan!
"I see 'Bring Back The Couch' T-Shirts, mugs, baseball caps, bumper stickers, …dare I say series… :0)"
Got 'em. Well, not the baseball cap, but a pretty extensive number of t-shirts. All profits go to charity.
http://www.cafepress.com/thecouch
DAMN YOU, IKEA DESK!
It is an international conspiracy funded by the Ikea Corporation.
Early one morning several weeks ago, the couch was left on the curb at 11th Avenue between 52nd and 53rd streets with a sign that read, "Free. Take Me." After a light rain, a homeless veteran slept on it, a couple of NYU students humped on it and a team of squirrels burrowed a home into its cushions. The couch was then picked up by a Dominican family on their way back to Washington Heights. It now sits in their living room in front of an old black and white television that has a wire hanger for an antenna. Every night a man who everyone calls Papi falls asleep on it watching reruns of Seinfeld and eating salt and vinegar chips. The couch is lost.
I like the Jimmy Hoffa theory. I think I'll believe that one - but it's also possible that Angelina Jolie is on the couch and Brad Pitt is under it. Kinky.
www.infiniteeyes.blogspot.com
Hey, you have a great blog here! I'm definitely going to bookmark you!
I have a holden statesmant-shirt site called Holden Tees. We're a small company and we sell shirts and stuff.
Come and check it out if you get time
-Holden Tees
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