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Friday, July 22, 2005

have you seen this...ahem...man?

I've got some bad news. Um the couch...died. Uh...it was a terrible...uh...whoopie cushion accident. But it is no more. -Jon Stewart's taped testimony from July the 20th of this year.

New evidence has just been released suggesting that the whoopie cushion accident was no accident, and there may be more behind the incident that previously thought. We would like to remind you that as of this afternoon no body has been found, and couchnapping for ransom is a very real possibility.

Whoop E. Cushion is wanted for questioning in the disappearance of The Daily Show Couch. If you spot him, for your own safety and dignity, please do not try to detain or sit on him yourself. Notify your local authorities so that they may arrest him as quietly as possible.

26 Comments:

Blogger zenyenta said...

I don't believe the couch is dead. I think that story is just a slipcover-up. The couch is probably going to get its own show next season.

11:03 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The Couch isn't dead - the Potatos are ! the Couch crouched while they took over ,slobbering all over him , waiting for the kill . The inevitable happened - the lethal rays from the TV fried the Potatos and the Couch just upchucked them off and is alive and well again !

3:19 AM  
Blogger GrandPooOfAwesome said...

Isn't it for sale on ebay?

5:15 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

it's a fucking setup. Jon - I know you'r vain enouh to read blogs about your show -the couch is to be RESSUECTRED ALA BASSPELLING RELIGION INc.

no seriosuly, no facetious crapola -the couch rocks. bring it back.

2:24 PM  
Blogger wopanese said...

We are separated from all people in Hollywood and the government by only 6 Degrees of the Couch. The CIA knew this and it is now actually located in a bunker deep beneath area 72. (Those who still believe the Area 51 hooha really need to get up to speed. They've moved to a new location and Area 51 is nothing but coverup. But I didn't tell you this)

2:44 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Actually, Jon Stewart was referring to the bring back the couch campaign, which is located at: www.bringbackthecouch.com

My friend was at the show, and heard a guy from the audience tell Jon before the show about the campaign that you can sign up for at that website.

Both sites are great and link to each other, but the campaign - not the blog - is what Jon mentioned on the show.

6:12 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Maybe so, but it all started right here.

8:32 PM  
Blogger AmeriKaKanKare said...

I heard it too. He did mention the campaign. Jon does have a great sense of humor.

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11:46 PM  
Blogger A-Nobody said...

You bastard whoopie cushion!!!!
YOU GUTLESS HEARTLESS BASTARD!!!

2:20 AM  
Blogger Pappy said...

This has got to be the dumbest idea yet.

Pappy
Mackin with Pappy

10:27 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Jon,

You're making a classic mistake... it seems to me you think your views are why I turn on The Daily Show. They aren't, and quite frankly, neither are the views of many of the guests.

What the show's strength has been is its exposure of the hypocrisy of media (and their spokepeople).

Now you've joined them.

Bring back the couch. Put America "back on the couch." Go with your strength.

Please.

12:06 PM  
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I thought I would enjoy Costa Rica Travel, then I figured that Myrtle Beach Group Lodging would satisfy me, now i just blog. Cause life just not the same without the couch.

3:04 PM  
Blogger Burt Beanley said...

The couch will return, we must all believe that. Oh yeah funny stuff, man.

11:10 AM  
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11:40 AM  
Blogger CRC said...

I knew it had to be foul play. A set that bad only comes from dire situations.

2:56 PM  
Blogger asiaisbored said...

I am in full support of ressurecting the couch, or finding it hitchhiking to Candada, or possibly save it from being sold on eBay. Now if the couch isn't in any of these places, Jon, yes I know your reading, please bring her back to us.

11:36 PM  
Blogger Joanna said...

I cannot believe he made reference to this on the air.. unbelievable. oh well, I'm trying to see the show taping today, and while I miss the couch too, the new studio IS bigger, allowing more people like me to see the show live, however, they could've made it bigger and still kept the couch. The rolly chair is just awkward.

10:30 AM  
Blogger todd vodka said...

As insiders we understand John’s propensity to launch into Free Association in the company of couches. Witness his home, replete with loveseats and sofas, and nary a couch.

11:06 AM  
Blogger R2K said...

Those were fun lol, ever fill one with shaving cream?

:O)

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3:03 PM  
Blogger mastersniffy said...

the woop e.cousin ha ha ha! im my own dog of a toon the wooop e. cousoin is my gag asintint!(hes a gag)and ilove pranks ha ha ha

9:04 PM  
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nice

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