have you seen this...ahem...man?
I've got some bad news. Um the couch...died. Uh...it was a terrible...uh...whoopie cushion accident. But it is no more. -Jon Stewart's taped testimony from July the 20th of this year.
New evidence has just been released suggesting that the whoopie cushion accident was no accident, and there may be more behind the incident that previously thought. We would like to remind you that as of this afternoon no body has been found, and couchnapping for ransom is a very real possibility.
Whoop E. Cushion is wanted for questioning in the disappearance of The Daily Show Couch. If you spot him, for your own safety and dignity, please do not try to detain or sit on him yourself. Notify your local authorities so that they may arrest him as quietly as possible.
New evidence has just been released suggesting that the whoopie cushion accident was no accident, and there may be more behind the incident that previously thought. We would like to remind you that as of this afternoon no body has been found, and couchnapping for ransom is a very real possibility.
Whoop E. Cushion is wanted for questioning in the disappearance of The Daily Show Couch. If you spot him, for your own safety and dignity, please do not try to detain or sit on him yourself. Notify your local authorities so that they may arrest him as quietly as possible.
posted by Buster Nicaragua at 5:46 PM
13 Comments:
I don't believe the couch is dead. I think that story is just a slipcover-up. The couch is probably going to get its own show next season.
The Couch isn't dead - the Potatos are ! the Couch crouched while they took over ,slobbering all over him , waiting for the kill . The inevitable happened - the lethal rays from the TV fried the Potatos and the Couch just upchucked them off and is alive and well again !
Isn't it for sale on ebay?
it's a fucking setup. Jon - I know you'r vain enouh to read blogs about your show -the couch is to be RESSUECTRED ALA BASSPELLING RELIGION INc.
no seriosuly, no facetious crapola -the couch rocks. bring it back.
We are separated from all people in Hollywood and the government by only 6 Degrees of the Couch. The CIA knew this and it is now actually located in a bunker deep beneath area 72. (Those who still believe the Area 51 hooha really need to get up to speed. They've moved to a new location and Area 51 is nothing but coverup. But I didn't tell you this)
Actually, Jon Stewart was referring to the bring back the couch campaign, which is located at: www.bringbackthecouch.com
My friend was at the show, and heard a guy from the audience tell Jon before the show about the campaign that you can sign up for at that website.
Both sites are great and link to each other, but the campaign - not the blog - is what Jon mentioned on the show.
Maybe so, but it all started right here.
Jon,
You're making a classic mistake... it seems to me you think your views are why I turn on The Daily Show. They aren't, and quite frankly, neither are the views of many of the guests.
What the show's strength has been is its exposure of the hypocrisy of media (and their spokepeople).
Now you've joined them.
Bring back the couch. Put America "back on the couch." Go with your strength.
Please.
The couch will return, we must all believe that. Oh yeah funny stuff, man.
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I knew it had to be foul play. A set that bad only comes from dire situations.
As insiders we understand John’s propensity to launch into Free Association in the company of couches. Witness his home, replete with loveseats and sofas, and nary a couch.
Those were fun lol, ever fill one with shaving cream?
:O)
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