"the couch...died." -jon stewart
The Couch has passed on. The Couch is no more! It has ceased to be! It's expired and gone to meet it's maker! It's a stiff! Bereft of life it rests in peace! If it hadn't been nailed to the stage it would be pushing up the daisies! It's metabolic processes are now history! It's off the twig! It's kicked the bucket, shuffled off it's mortal coil, run down the curtain and joined the bleedin' choir invisibile!! THIS IS AN EX-COUCH!
posted by Buster Nicaragua at 10:08 PM
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A moment of silence, for the couch.
At least the couch is still being sat on. By some dead dude yes, but I guess the dead can't be picky.
I don't beleive it for a minute. The couch is still alive... it is a conspiracy
NEVER THE COUCH WILL LIVE WE MUST RESURECT IT!!! JOIN US ALL OF OUR FORCES AND PUSH THIS BLOG TO THE PUBLIC WE MUST ALL!!!!
Understand by announcing the movement he made the movement stronger.
Its like when fox news was blasting MoveOn... when MoveOn had like 100 members... they kept hammering them and after that people wanted to see what it was all about.
Same thing for the couch. Keep the blog open and there will be a massive backlash and we will get our goal.
The couch will come back.
The loss of the couch is felt by all but am I the only one to lament the loss of the blue plexiglass table? What's up with the ugly gray WalMart special???
We can rebuild the couch! Better than it was before! We have the technology!
The couch. Tears have been shed over a love unrequited ... the couch is gone. LONG LIVE THE COUCH!!!
I just can't wait for the awkward moment when some hot actress comes out and has to sit on the swivel chair. I guarantee 'a couch' if not 'the couch' will come back.
http://theocsucks.com/the-daily-show-bring-back-the-couch-vt1102.html
Congrats on making a stab at it.
The couch is much better than the desk.
But how cool that he opened the show by talking about the Internet petition to bring back the couch?!
You just know they all used company bandwidth to hit the site after the show was over.
Sorry guys. We're not bringing back the couch. It hasn't been the same after an "incident" involving William Shatner. We tried variaous treatments but the stench just wouldn't come out.
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We must petition La-Z-Boy to loan a couch to the Daily Show. If the first couch is no more, we must find a replacement, and do whatever is necessary to bring it to the stage. It is not the couch itself we must fret upon, it is the very IDEA that a couch must be there that brings us comfort!
Jon, What the hell did the couch do to you? Wasn't it really a sofa anyway? You don't have to talk bad about the dead. I don't think it's really dead. It's with Elvis somewhere in Jersey, hopefully not too close to the smelly part of Jersey. Is there a part of Jersey that doesn't smell?
Jon, it's not funny. How come you have to make fun of everything? Can't you ever be serious? I mean this is really seious. I liked the sofa, it's been color co-ordiated to and humped by your guests. Have YOU ever been color co-ordinated to or humped by a guest? I DON'T THINK SO!!! Some guests liked the sofa more than they liked YOU! I bet that's why you gave it to Elvis, YOU WERE JEALOUS OF THE SOFA! HA!
I hope that Stephen Colbert uses that sofa on his show, so that will teach you a thing or two, watch your sofa loving audience flock to see the sofa on HIS SHOW!!!!
"The Couch will be missed, but it wont stop me from watching DS. Hell, i get most of my news and education from it."
And it shows...
I love lamp!
The couch is with Elvis. Leave both of them there.
lets start a collection, maybe buy the couch. I'll put in 5$ towards it's return
Hey, I still miss the knock-hockey table from his talk show.
i will bring the couch back to life like Dr. Frankenstein
You are nothing without the couch, but hell I’ll watch anyway I’m board. I like bacon
General Franciso Franco Coucho is dead. Say it ain't so! The new set is awful- is it like an inside joke Jon?? Dude, we need the couch. Either that or some more Cheetos/
couch-my ass--bring back the whole set!---please
Scotty to Couch:
Finding retirement a wee bit lonely, aren't we?
And while you're finding the couch, for god's sake fix the lighting. The shadows are worse than a middle school "morning video announcements" show.
Ten seconds of silence over the passing of the couch. The couch was replaced because it was getting too cozy with the stars and guests who came to the show. It's a question of conspiracy. The couch was reassigned. Maybe it is somewhere out there chasing tornadoes, hurricanes and who knows what.
By the way, I put your link on my site, Pottermania Books is looking for the Couch
I have a couch in my basement they could use if The Couch is really dead. It's not really used to famous people sitting on it, but I think it could get used to the idea. The new table looks like a Wal-Mart folding table.
Nooooo! It's a lie! It's a lie I tell you! The couch is NOT dead! It can't be true--I'll never believe it--NEVA!!!
Hmm... a Monty python fan. Is the Couch a lumberjack, by any chance?
thank you for shouldering the responsibility of being an outlet for the people.
Couch, couch, couch!
R.I.P. :(
If the couch were there, it would never have allowed such softball questioning of Santorum, uh-uh.
But will the couch let the parrott sit down??
ps. love the daily show, miss the old set!!
it's not dead!! it's only stunned i tell you!!!
Cool looking motor operated two wheeler sofa. We learnt a lot and you're bound to, too.
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