Wednesday, July 20, 2005

"the couch...died." -jon stewart

The Couch has passed on. The Couch is no more! It has ceased to be! It's expired and gone to meet it's maker! It's a stiff! Bereft of life it rests in peace! If it hadn't been nailed to the stage it would be pushing up the daisies! It's metabolic processes are now history! It's off the twig! It's kicked the bucket, shuffled off it's mortal coil, run down the curtain and joined the bleedin' choir invisibile!! THIS IS AN EX-COUCH!


Anonymous Anonymous said...

A moment of silence, for the couch.

10:20 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

At least the couch is still being sat on. By some dead dude yes, but I guess the dead can't be picky.

10:28 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I don't beleive it for a minute. The couch is still alive... it is a conspiracy

10:38 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...


10:45 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Understand by announcing the movement he made the movement stronger.

Its like when fox news was blasting MoveOn... when MoveOn had like 100 members... they kept hammering them and after that people wanted to see what it was all about.

Same thing for the couch. Keep the blog open and there will be a massive backlash and we will get our goal.

The couch will come back.

10:54 PM  
Blogger Loki said...

The Couch will be missed, but it wont stop me from watching DS. Hell, i get most of my news and education from it.

11:48 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The loss of the couch is felt by all but am I the only one to lament the loss of the blue plexiglass table? What's up with the ugly gray WalMart special???

12:03 AM  
Blogger Guspaz said...

We can rebuild the couch! Better than it was before! We have the technology!

1:04 AM  
Blogger Caaleb said...

The couch. Tears have been shed over a love unrequited ... the couch is gone. LONG LIVE THE COUCH!!!

1:05 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I just can't wait for the awkward moment when some hot actress comes out and has to sit on the swivel chair. I guarantee 'a couch' if not 'the couch' will come back.

1:06 AM  
Anonymous The OC Sucks said...

Congrats on making a stab at it.

The couch is much better than the desk.

1:10 AM  
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2:24 AM  
Blogger nin said...


2:25 AM  
Anonymous TjL said...

But how cool that he opened the show by talking about the Internet petition to bring back the couch?!

You just know they all used company bandwidth to hit the site after the show was over.

7:43 AM  
Anonymous Jon said...

Sorry guys. We're not bringing back the couch. It hasn't been the same after an "incident" involving William Shatner. We tried variaous treatments but the stench just wouldn't come out.

8:06 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

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8:34 AM  
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8:34 AM  
Anonymous Paul Wartenberg said...

We must petition La-Z-Boy to loan a couch to the Daily Show. If the first couch is no more, we must find a replacement, and do whatever is necessary to bring it to the stage. It is not the couch itself we must fret upon, it is the very IDEA that a couch must be there that brings us comfort!

8:52 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Jon, What the hell did the couch do to you? Wasn't it really a sofa anyway? You don't have to talk bad about the dead. I don't think it's really dead. It's with Elvis somewhere in Jersey, hopefully not too close to the smelly part of Jersey. Is there a part of Jersey that doesn't smell?
Jon, it's not funny. How come you have to make fun of everything? Can't you ever be serious? I mean this is really seious. I liked the sofa, it's been color co-ordiated to and humped by your guests. Have YOU ever been color co-ordinated to or humped by a guest? I DON'T THINK SO!!! Some guests liked the sofa more than they liked YOU! I bet that's why you gave it to Elvis, YOU WERE JEALOUS OF THE SOFA! HA!
I hope that Stephen Colbert uses that sofa on his show, so that will teach you a thing or two, watch your sofa loving audience flock to see the sofa on HIS SHOW!!!!

9:01 AM  
Blogger R2K said...

"The Couch will be missed, but it wont stop me from watching DS. Hell, i get most of my news and education from it."

And it shows...

11:14 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I love lamp!

11:45 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The couch is with Elvis. Leave both of them there.

11:58 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

lets start a collection, maybe buy the couch. I'll put in 5$ towards it's return

2:13 PM  
Anonymous KF said...

Hey, I still miss the knock-hockey table from his talk show.

2:49 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

i will bring the couch back to life like Dr. Frankenstein

3:27 PM  
Blogger bobby9999 said...

i will bring back the couch back to life like Dr. Frankenstein

3:28 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You are nothing without the couch, but hell I’ll watch anyway I’m board. I like bacon

3:37 PM  
Anonymous tazno said...

General Franciso Franco Coucho is dead. Say it ain't so! The new set is awful- is it like an inside joke Jon?? Dude, we need the couch. Either that or some more Cheetos/

4:20 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

couch-my ass--bring back the whole set!---please

6:37 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Scotty to Couch:
Finding retirement a wee bit lonely, aren't we?

10:31 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

And while you're finding the couch, for god's sake fix the lighting. The shadows are worse than a middle school "morning video announcements" show.

10:56 PM  
Anonymous PottterManiaBooks said...

Ten seconds of silence over the passing of the couch. The couch was replaced because it was getting too cozy with the stars and guests who came to the show. It's a question of conspiracy. The couch was reassigned. Maybe it is somewhere out there chasing tornadoes, hurricanes and who knows what.

By the way, I put your link on my site, Pottermania Books is looking for the Couch

5:29 AM  
Anonymous Mark said...

I have a couch in my basement they could use if The Couch is really dead. It's not really used to famous people sitting on it, but I think it could get used to the idea. The new table looks like a Wal-Mart folding table.

8:47 AM  
Blogger Ms. Mika said...

Nooooo! It's a lie! It's a lie I tell you! The couch is NOT dead! It can't be true--I'll never believe it--NEVA!!!

9:45 AM  
Blogger Canis Ex Machina said...

Hmm... a Monty python fan. Is the Couch a lumberjack, by any chance?

11:08 AM  
Blogger Pink Lemonade Diva said...

thank you for shouldering the responsibility of being an outlet for the people.

Couch, couch, couch!

12:27 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

R.I.P. :(

7:39 PM  
Blogger AmeriKaKanKare said...

Actually, the couch has been spotted on ebay!

Sorry, guys, it's been auctioned!

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11:48 PM  
Blogger A-Nobody said...

yes thats right-We can rebiuld the couch, we have the technology-but i dont want to spend alot of money.

I <3 the daily show whooo

2:18 AM  
Anonymous Paul Wartenberg said...

If the couch were there, it would never have allowed such softball questioning of Santorum, uh-uh.

6:29 PM  
Blogger The Colonel said...

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2:11 PM  
Blogger The Colonel said...

"....Wanna go back to my place?"

...hehehe, and you thought i'd never ask ; )

I'll miss the couch.


2:12 PM  
Anonymous rachel said...

But will the couch let the parrott sit down??

ps. love the daily show, miss the old set!!

8:33 AM  
Anonymous liz said...

it's not dead!! it's only stunned i tell you!!!

5:49 PM  
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11:16 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Cool looking motor operated two wheeler sofa. We learnt a lot and you're bound to, too.

10:46 PM  
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